This is the Thingie! I got him at a mad scientist's rummage sale. He's about a foot tall, magenta and full of crazy energy (he's chewed up four pairs of bunny slippers so far)!
He's written several award-winning articles on licking stuff. He plays a doctor on TV (by standing on the TV and offering medical advice). He can fit both hands and both feet in his mouth and then roll around the room and does so often.
He's excited as all get out to potentially be on a T-shirt. He says he wants me to tell you that he likes waffles and root beer.
(Drawn in Illustrator. The back of the shirt says, "Excited!")